
Well, here we have it. The final 10 songs on my K-Pop countdown. The best Korean singles of the year. I find when doing lists it gets harder to talk about the ones near the top. Do you guys think so too? The ones you love the most are so often the hardest to put into words. I believe that’s because amazing songs are usually amazing because they reach a place beyond words. They have the power to move you, for whatever reason, and that’s the magic. It can’t be captured, only experienced.
In a way that’s also very true of K-Pop, or music in any other language than our own. We might not understand what’s being said, but somehow the message gets through. Be it via production, vocals, melody, rhythm, tone - there’s so much that goes into an amazing song outside of lyrics, and all of the below have reached a place that transcends words.
Of course, no words don’t make for very good reading, so I tried my best with the remaining songs.
I think they’re quite good.
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10. Jay Park / Abandoned (feat. Dok2)

The meatiest tune of 2011 - “Abandoned” is entirely centered around the chorus. The chorus goes on forever, but it’s brilliant. A winding R&B sex session of a song - the first chorus alone takes an entire minute to unravel. Each time you think you’ve hit the peak; it tricks you, crawling just a bit higher.
A workout of the best kind, and surprisingly elegant.
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9. f(x) / Pinocchio (Danger)

No song in 2011 fit an act quite as well as “Danger” fit f(x). Cleverly playing to the group’s quirkiness, the most eclectic, two-headed song there ever was emerges. It wants to act cute, but the production is too badass for that. It likes being laid-back and cool, but the chorus is too big, and too Pop. It can never quite make up its mind, but it’s brilliant for that reason. A testament to K-Pop’s overarching ‘why can’t I be two things at once?’ attitude.
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8. 2NE1 / I AM THE BEST

2NE1’s statement piece. In a year where the group increasingly became the international face of K-Pop, “I Am The Best” served as a short summation of their short but already illustrious career to everyone just catching on. The production’s framework borrowed from “Fire”, the domineering fuck-you attitude of “Can’t Nobody”, and the hip-hop laden ‘swagger’ from “Clap Your Hands” - all tightly compacted into a shiny, metallic package. In no way a step forward for the group, but it doesn’t have to be when you’re the best.
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7. After School / Shampoo

Sure, nothing lasts forever (as Girl’s Day so famously put), but if any song made me appreciative of the time we do have, it was this. It was an odd parallel, then, that fan-favorite member Bekah departed from the group soon after the release of this single, but that just made it all the more poignant.
“Shampoo”, in all its wondrous, dreamy melancholy, was the perfect goodbye. It’s sad, but resilient, and hopeful. No one likes saying goodbye, but it’s nearly impossible not to find happiness in the beauty of the moment that After School and Japanese producer Daishi Dance so lovingly provide. I’m already a sucker for happy-but-sad songs like this, but “Shampoo” walks the line between the two with more poise and effortlessness than most.
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6. GD&TOP / Knock Out

One of the excitements of K-Pop is watching the development of Korea’s ‘sound’. Or rather, what makes Korean Pop sound different from Pop in other places of the world. What separates it from just ‘copying’ American or European Pop (a common charge against much foreign (non-English) music). Perhaps no song embodies that evolution more than the bubbling, tumbling, rap boxing match known as “Knock Out” by Big Bang resident rappers G-Dragon and T.O.P.
Hip-Hop is arguably the hardest of all genres to localize. It’s such a uniquely American creation. But GD&TOP succeed. Not because there’s anything in the song I can particularly point to and say ‘ah, yes, that’s a huge breakthrough’, but rather, because I can’t think of anything in American music which sounds quite like this. It’s crafted by Diplo, an American producer, but the whole thing just feels so Korean. Whether it’s the fun, stupid, playful-ness which American hip-hop seems to have lost along the way (and that K-Pop has in spades), or the mix of Korean and English that’s so exciting to these ears. There’s something to it, and they’ve found it, and more importantly, it’s theirs.
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5. KARA / STEP

No song in 2011 felt as joyously and exuberantly K-Pop-with-a-capital-K as “STEP”. No song period felt as joyous or exuberant.
“Such trivial worries, with a smile, bye bye”
If that isn’t a summation of Korean Pop, then, well, the bonkers rap break in the middle 8 sure as hell is.
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4. Gummy / I’m Sorry (feat. T.O.P)

I keep calling this the Asian response to “What’s My Name”, though the 2 songs hardly sound alike, and T.O.P handles his role better than Drake could ever dream. Nonetheless, the same bones are there. The breeziness, the grace, the sweet combination of male and female voices - it’s got the magic and the effortlessness. That might not say much about this song in particular, but there’s not really much to say when a song makes the job this easy for the listener. K-Pop so often goes big, but this worked by going in the opposite direction.
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3. SISTAR / SO COOL

There were certainly party jams this year that had more tact, intelligence, class, and intrigue than SISTAR’s “SO COOL”, but none of them moved me, or got me moving, the way this did.
If After School’s “Virgin” embraced the human side of the dancefloor, this one fully lavishes on the glamorous end. Thematically that’s nothing new of course, but I appreciate this one’s super-bluntness. It’s stupidity, even. They’re not bothered with witty metaphors. Who has time for that anyway when you’re so cool?
But this isn’t so much because the people saying it are supposedly cool, but rather, because they say it, it’s true. You don’t have to be cool to be cool. Once you own it, it’s yours. It’s not about posturing, it’s about being. SISTAR aren’t SO COOL because they are in fact ‘cool’, they’re cool because they say so. There’s lots of songs like this which are meant to make the listener feel special, but few of those skip the bullshit and get to the point (or the party) as quickly
(Plus that’s just one hell of a booty poppin’ beat, isn’t it?)
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2. After School / In The Night Sky

“In The Night Sky” - I shouldn’t like this more than “Shampoo”, but I do, and I just can’t help it. There’s something about the simplicity of this which wins me over every time. What can I say? I’m a sucker for some good “eh eh“‘s, and I can hardly listen to the opening piano notes, coupled with Kahi’s forlorn “I don’t wanna love“‘s without getting at least a bit hazy-eyed. Sometimes the best songs don’t have to be groundbreaking to be great, and this is the best example of that
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1. Brown Eyed Girls / Sixth Sense

A lot could be said for “Sixth Sense”. High-flying vocals, dramatic production, and off-the-wall attitude speak for themselves. When I think of why this is my single of the year, above all else it excels because it has the spirit of adventure, iron-clad determination, and reckless abandon that so often makes K-Pop the most exciting and unpredictable kind of Pop. You have to have some kind of bravery to even think of anything like this. Disco-tango-hip-hop-gospel with crazy diva vocal retorts, soaring high notes, and a rap break? Political commentary with a side of pussy popping? Only Korea. And that’s exactly what makes it the best single of the year.
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Hey guys! This year I’ve compiled my favorite Korean songs - both singles and album tracks - as a list of 50. Just like last year we’ll be counting them down, 10 at a time, until we reach #1. Read below for my first picks, and stay tuned for parts 2 - 5 coming up soon!
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50. ZE:A / Here I Am

Just as trashy as it wants to be while also sounding quite gentlemanly at the same time. Maybe it’s because they’re wearing suits in the* music video. Just ask Pitbull, a suit and tie can make any sleazy club banger sound up to 12% more classy.
*AWFUL
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49. Orange Caramel / Shanghai Romance

Sha! Sha! Sha! - How can you not appreciate that bit?
“Shanghai Romance” sounds like all of Orange Caramel’s other singles put together, but when your other singles are also quite good you’re allowed to do that, so say the rules of Pop.
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48. ALi / Don’t Act Countrified (feat. JunHyung)

The funky beat from TLC’s “Waterfalls” didn’t just dissolve back into that huge puddle at the end of the video - it simply traveled across the ocean until it reached Korea about 15 years later. Soul is universal, and it’s alive and thriving in K-Pop. This one will creep up on you.
Also - “Countrified” is officially the oddest fucking word we’ve ever heard. And while the song title also translates as “Don’t Act Foolish”, Countrified is just so much more fun.
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47. AA / So Crazy

Rookie talent was in short supply in 2011, so it’s a good thing these guys came along and broke us out of that rut, ridiculous facial expressions and inanely amazing dance routine included.
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46. LeeSsang / Grand Final (feat. Jung In & MC Nal Yoo)

This party jam by LeeSsang sounds like it’s up to something naughty, but it’s actually about rowing. Yes, BOAT ROWING. Forget about all that ‘putting your hands in the air’ nonsense - 2012 is going to be all about putting your oars in the air. To a dubstep beat, of course.
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45. Girls’ Generation / TRICK

No one cares if “The Boys” makes a bigger impact; “TRICK” is the god damn single that should have been. Teddy Riley can continue tripping over his keyboard trying to think of something that goes down this smooth.
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44. Nine Muses / Figaro

Asian Disco was kind of a big ‘thing’ in 2011. No, seriously. The Japanese were at it, and so were the Koreans. They were quite good at it too, as Nine Muses showed us.
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43. KARA / Rider

Okay,
Korea,
it’s really about time you started doing the whole ‘second single’ thing.
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42. Brown Eyed Girls / Hot Shot

Sure, you could say that this is just Ga-in’s solo material + 3 backup singers.
But then we’ll say we like it that way. Korean tango was still ‘hot’ in 2011.
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41. After School / Virgin

It’s actually kind of epic when you think about it. Okay, yes, the title sounds like the name of some low-budget Asian porno, but, THE SONG!!!
A lot of songs of this sort - the ‘CLUBBING’ kind - are all about being a superstar. Or at least feeling like one. Escapism. And hey, sometimes that’s good! But this one takes a different approach. I guess when one thinks of the idea of ‘superstar’, you think of someone who’s a pro - good at what they do. So, in a club, you could say this would be someone who’s rather experienced and obviously goes there a lot. In the case of “Virgin” the lyrics actually enhance appreciation.
“From this moment on / I am a Virgin
Virgins used to know nothing / Those days are gone
Now on the stage again / it feels like the first time”
So while the beat might trick you into thinking this is just another one of those ‘going out and dancing’ sort of affairs, at the heart of matters is this idea of a ‘Virgin’. But even then, it’s not as simple as it seems. After School aren’t saying that they are virgins to this stage, they’re saying that - FOR TONIGHT - they are virgins, and are going to experience it like the first time.
You could say the characters in the story are in fact ‘superstars’, but are tired of being so and just want to get back to that feeling of ‘the first time’. The newness and the excitement. That human experience. There are loads of dance songs cluttering the charts nowadays, but few so beautifully understand the humanity like “Virgin”.
Brown Eyed Girls — Sixth Sense
Last week when I said Brown Eyed Girls were about to come back and make the entire K-Pop game look redundant, I was not lying. BEG have finally released their comeback tune “Sixth Sense”, and it actually, literally shuts down the whole of Korean Pop for 2011. The End. Checkmate. Game over. BEG just took all your monopoly money and bought the entire board while they were at it.
Sixth Sense is so mighty it even — *allegedly* — has Sunny of SNSD texting Narsha that BEG should have “come back earlier” (SNSD are set to make their return in just a few days, you see). She’s scared, but you can’t blame a bitch. I’d be booking the next flight out of Korea if I had to follow up what is quite easily the best video of the entire year (yeah I said it!… again). And I’m not just talking about Korea here; I’m talking WORLDWIDE, international. There are no others that even come close.
I think the imagery they’re playing with in this video is very fascinating. The theme is glaringly militant, and there are strong overtones and references to North Korea, or at least to some sort of oppressive dystopia, whether real or fictional. The gates are closed, spy cameras are watching your every move, and the posters stuck to the wall have words like “RESISTANCE” and “BREAK” written all over them. The soldiers are lined up, standing at attention with a masked dictator on the screen behind them, and Brown Eyed Girls and their army of dancers to the front. The battle is at first purely theatrical, but later turns physical when Miryo throws a grenade (or some other explosive looking device) over the wall, ensuing water cannons and lots of violent action.
It’s a stunning, stunning video. Not only because it’s gorgeously shot. Not only because they all look so damn good. Not only because the dancing is off the meter and that epic pussy pop at the 2:00 mark is enough to make your head twirl. More than any of that it’s just such a daring video. With Sixth Sense they’ve come closer to making a political statement than any other act in recent K-Pop history. Or maybe all of K-Pop history?
Mind you, it’s not like we haven’t seen this type of military theme before, but I think it’s different coming from a South Korean group. Beyoncé did a similarly themed video this year (something which youtube commentators have not missed a beat on!), but it doesn’t have nearly the same impact as Sixth Sense. Maybe because the U.S. doesn’t have Kim Jong-il sitting right at its border, or maybe because Narsha swiped every inch of Bey’s lacefront in that similar-looking leopard outfit. I’m not entirely sure! But what I do know is that there’s a genuine sense of danger, excitement, and threat to this, whereas with someone like Beyoncé, it only feels like she’s playing dress up. And even aside from the whole North Korea thing, there’s certainly more than enough here to push the limits in South Korea alone. Talk about a middle finger to the Ministry of Gender Equality and Family! If this hasn’t received pointless complaints from ‘netizens’ and broadcasters yet, it probably won’t be long.
I think what I like so much about the song itself though is its iron-clad determination. There’s some serious ‘grit’ and rebelliousness there, which is of course carried through to the video. It’s a ballsy track. You have to be ballsy to release a wild disco-tango-hip-hop-gospel number with crazy diva vocal retorts and soaring high notes! Composed by Abracadabra mastermind Lee Min Su (also the same guy behind IU’s vocally high-flying “Good Day”), the vocals are allowed to shine. I love the concurrent rising of the “pop!“‘s during the chorus and the production is absolutely immaculate. It’s all a bit much on first listen, but once you’re in the center of this musical tornado of sorts it’s easier to find your way around.
Even if you don’t like the darn thing, I think anyone can at least appreciate the adventurousness of it all. Stuff like this is what helps to push Korean Pop, and all of pop as a whole, forward, and I’m thankful we have a group as badass as Brown Eyed Girls leading us ahead.
Brown Eyed Girls — Hot Shot
So the one and only Brown Eyed Girls are about to come back and make everyone in the K-Pop game look real redundant. Here’s the video for “Hot Shot”, which isn’t actually their comeback tune (the real one’s apparently dropping on Friday, this is only a warm up), but it’s hot all the same.
The short video, which you can watch up top, was shot in Thailand, and shows the girls enjoying some of Bangkok’s famous nightlife while they prepare their forthcoming album.
Hot Shot is strongly reminiscent of Ga-in’s solo material, and while I do like it (how could you not like Korean tango??), I seriously hope the entire record isn’t just a group version of her mini-album.
Brown Eyed Girls’ 4th studio LP drops September 23.